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Finals Week Or the Inferno? We can't tell the difference

Two more attempted rapes and one brutal sexual assault were reported this past week. Apollo attempted to rape Daphne, one who calls it...

Calypso was able to keep the famed warrior Odysseus on her island as her lover for years. Woah! No one truly knows what happened between...

Suitors can be quite the drag, especially when you have a husband lost at sea. Yet Penelope was able to keep her suitors at bay for THREE...

A new study recently found that a common household item can be extremely dangerous, in fact deadly. In two recent instances, bathubs have...

The mighty Beowulf recently traveled to Geatland to help the Geats in a match against Grendel, to settle the outcome in single combat. He...

Okay yes the Inferno is technically hell, but I mean, come on, some of the sights and people and craziness down there are pretty cool to...

So it is no secret that Odysseus is back in Ithaca with his love and his handsome son, but how exctly did he get back home? What did he...

A young woman and young man named Milun found a new means of communication using--believe it or not-- a swan. How did this wonderful new...

Beloved war hero Agamemnon was found dead beside his mistress Cassandra, murdered by his wife Clytemnesta. Clytemnestra was revealed...

The mighty warrior Roland was found dead-- his brains oozing out of his ears. Roland died from sounding his oliphant with too great a...