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Dude Built His Own Girlfriend? #WHAT
On the island of Cyprus, there lives a sculptor: Pygmalion. He was so disgusted by the Propoetides' activities of sordid indecency that...


The Rap Battle You Didn't Even Know You Missed
The Muses and the Pierides challenged each other in song in the most epic rap battle as of date. Unfortunately the only witness was...
Why We Need Sappho to Just Chill Out
It is no secret that Sappho is obsessed with the idea of love as of recent. The Lesbos native literally has been blabbing about love...
The Phases of a Breakup as Told by Catullus
Breakups are nothing easy. They can torment your mind, body, and heart. Breakups have stages of grief, eventually coming to acceptance of...
5 Circumstances it's Okay to Have a Secret Girlfriend
Secret relationships typically never work out. Something that can't be seen in the daylight has no room to grow. However, Lanval has...
Finals Week Or the Inferno? We can't tell the difference
The week of finals can be downright brutual for college students. Most are so busy studying that they don't have much time to sleep or...


Mountain Climbing For Lovers: How to Survive the Summit
Mountain climbing is a newfound favorite sport among all ages alike, but has recently garnered an influx of young adults- especially...
Icarus Takes Tragic Flight
New innovations and inventions can be quite dangerous when in the testing phases. Icarus, son to Daedalus, died earlier this week. His...
Beowulf vs. Breca in Swim Match: Who Won?
Breca, a childhood friend of Beowulf's, set to sea for the swim match just eight days ago. Breca and Beowulf engaged in a strange...
Socrates Sentenced to Death
Socrates was charged with not recognizing the gods recognized by the state, inventing new deities, and corrupting the youth of Athens. He...
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